Slug bug rules

First off let's get shit right here. No matter what age you are you should play slug bug. It's like an unwritten rule of the road, like giving head for a ride. Follow the rules of life and you will be happy. Slug bug rules are simple. If I see a slug bug, any color or type, I'm gonna punch you. Fuck your " that's a little kids game" it's a goddamn rule! Now when I punch you I'm gonna say "red slug bug no slug backs." followed by wiping your arm where I hit you to clean the slate. If I don't wipe then I suggest you start hitting me hard. Until I wipe. The exact fucking spot. Don't be a bitch and say I didn't wipe the right spot. I know I did. I'm a pro. I don't lose. So fuck you. Now if say we get outta the car the game restarts. If we parked next to a silver slug bug and I punched you in the Car when we step out its on like donkey dick!!! If we leave the gym and that silver one is still there you better hit me because it's one. Enter or exiting a building restarts the game same with enter or exiting the car.all of these rules apply to p.t. Cruiser bruisers. A Volkswagon bus, and it has to be a Volkswagon,is called a double slug bug. Two punches bitch. I didn't make this shit up it was passed down from god herself. Im just writing the bible for it.